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"I'M SWEDISH SPONGEBOB! I HATE YOU, FUCK OFF!" Shrek shouted, throwing their wedding dildo out the window. SpongeBob has been in the Anti-Scand group for over a year and hasn't told Shrek about it. "Honey, I can explain!" said SpongeBob. "Explain THIS!"

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there was this kid that loved to jerk off,
and one night he was wacking away on his dick, but then his father discovered him,
and he said "hey! stop that! that load could be the next president, next senator or the next millionaire! that load could be a big somebody someday."

so he stopped for a little while.
then the boy's father left on a business trip

so there he went wacking away on his dick again, but this time when he shot his load he caught it with his free hand, then he spoke to his load while looking at it "you could be the next president, you could be the next millionaire, you could be someone really big! I'm gonna give you a second chance!" and he licked his hand clean!

So where's the joke?

MY HAM HAM HAM
FLAURAS GONT TO SCHOOL LETS GO TO OUR HAMHAM CLUBHOUSE
WATCHOUT FOR THEOSE CATS YOU KNOW THEYRE SMARTERTHAN YOU THING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA Zbc77mxLY

theyre grrrrrrreat!

man i dont fucking know

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