I hate Sonic, man! He is a Beck-loving faggot! He should be maimed by plastic spoons & shat on by a fat piece of shit that recently ate at Taco Bell.

------------------------------------------------------------
-------------

It was quite a swell time in some random place I don't know the name of. Pokemons were happily raping each other in the butt, cuz it's sexy like that. Sonic was sad, however, because he recently found out that he isn't a Pokemon, & can't rape other Pokemons. This sadness made his blue hedgehog chubby come out from his nuts, he wants to rape something lively, like a Pokemon.

But then a giant bleeding bubonic vagina came out of the sky. "Hello, horny non-Pokemon, My name is Miss Giant Bleeding Bubonic Vagina." The bloody vagina queefed happily, "I have come to show you how to become a Pokemons, you must rape all of your family & friends with your vagina!" Miss Giant Bleeding Bubonic Vagina said.

"But I don't have a vagina, Miss Giant Bleeding Bubonic Vagina." Sonic said sadly "Not a front one anyways."

"Then rape everyone with your anus!" Miss Giant Bleeding Bubonic Vagina answered. "But first you must learn how to suck Pokecock."

Miss Giant Bleeding Bubonic Vagina then led Sonic to an injured fox non-Pokemon named Tails. His legs were blown off seconds ago when he masturbated to some Pokemons. "Here is a good one, he's defenseless!" Miss Giant Bleeding Bubonic Vagina queefed with joy. Sonic didn't care about what Miss Giant Bleeding Bubonic Vagina had to say about shit anymore, he wanted to fuck a Pokemon!

Sonic then ran off to rape all of the Pokemons in the world. Afterwards, he jizzed on Tails, who died of blood loss LONG before Sonic finished raping all the Pokemons.

"GOOD LAWD, you're a fiesty one, non-Pokemons can't rape Pokemons!" it shouted angerly at Sonic "Yeah, well I JUST DID YOU DISGUSTING DISEASED PART OF A WOMAN'S ANATOMY, I WANNA FUCK!" From that day forward, Sonic's chubby grew into a boner that went 'wakakakakakakakakakakakakaka'. Sonic then raped the shit out of Miss Giant Bleeding Bubonic Vagina, who then exploded because it's uterus leaked out all the blood Miss Giant Bleeding Bubonic Vagina had inside.

Sonic then ignored the fact that he can't swim & swam to Censorship America, where he got his own children's show where he gave children advice on rape & rape accessories. Then one day, Hitler came back from the dead & shot Sonic, for it was Hitler's destiny to have a children's show that gave advice on rape, not Sonic. Afterwards, Hitler took over Sonic's show, took over the world, & killed all the Jews.

THE END